I think it's a disorder. It might be. I hate it. I wish I didn't have it. I only have two questions of you, God.
1. Why didn't you soundproof the mouth if you knew food was going to be in it? I mean, really! It crunches in there!
2. Why, in good God's name, would anyone want to chew with their mouth open? What purpose does it serve? Does it air out the food?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!
Missing: Nonchalance
5 years ago
1 member protest rally:
yeah totally!!! it irritates the shit out of you!!!
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Talk, my friend. Now that you've read this section, the urge to speak has increased. I know. It's all right. It happens...
Stop fighting it. Talk.