I am NOT a copywriter

Though my designation would have you believe so, don't listen or be fooled. I pretend to be one. And I've gotten so good at convincing people that I am one, I sometimes fool myself. But every now and then, a really great line comes my way and reminds me of what I'm degrading by posing as a copywriter.

Then what compels me to make so great a confession? I've just seen a whole bunch of these wonderful lines all in the same place. I've collected them here for you to feel the presence of greatness yourselves. You will know, undoubtedly, at a mere glance, where to find yourself such brilliance in the copywriting profession.

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*kowtow*