A scientific study has been released suggesting that a chimpanzee named Santino is smarter than an ex-President of a certain superpower.
In fact, so intelligent is this primate, that he manages to chuck rocks at people, and make them love him for it. The former President of whom we speak has been quoted as being “amazed that one of ’em little people” could pull off such a task. It is believed his representatives are attempting to contact the zoo authorities where Santino currently lives in order to relocate the chimp to his Texas residence.
In response, the ex-President’s successor reportedly said, “I’m no one to stop long-lost brothers from being united.”
Okay, I promise. From now on, I’ll leave it to Over and Hades.
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Wow!You're blogging a lot these days.
He began throwing stones at age 16 when he became the sole -- and therefore dominant -- male in the group.
HAHA...Sounds like he was some stone-throwing teen prodigy.
Hahahahahahaha...
And wow... you're on a blogging spree...!
@ curly.
Yeah, lucky him. Chuck a few rocks, become the dominant male.
@ Muduu.
Yeah, it appears I am. But wait, there's more coming... =)
It's actually quite funny.
Now I'll have to find something else to suck at.
How come everybody's doing these spoofy things
@ Over.
I know you're just saying that.
@ Fishy.
What to do? Everyone can't write poetry like you.
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Talk, my friend. Now that you've read this section, the urge to speak has increased. I know. It's all right. It happens...
Stop fighting it. Talk.