- Hop onto that baggage conveyor belt. We assure you, it's a ride you'll never forget!!
- Race your fully laden trolley against other passengers (preferably ones you've never seen before)!*
- Load your trolley with a minimum of five bags (if you haven't that many yourself, ask to borrow someone's) and push it around with one, and only one finger. The feeling of power is overwhelming!
- Do a little break dance for the security cameras. Those poor buggers sit and stare at the screen all day, help them out a bit!
- Keep a toy gun in your carry bag. Then when they ask you what it is and open your case, pick it up and scream, "This is a sonic death ray!!! Get back!!!" It really gets a few laughs!
- Walk up the down escalator! Hey, security personnel might just join you!
- Wave out to random people and pretend you know them! It's a fun way to make new friends!
* Watch out for boys between the age of 9 and 14. Injuries are not insured.