Friday, 23 October 2009

Hello Again!

I know, I know. I've been gone too long. You have missed me like no one's business. I know. But please. Calm yourselves. Yes, all four of you (I love how this statement puts on that beautiful farce of humility. I know there are more than four of you, but I say this just to look cool and play down the number of readers I have. Though actually, I don't know anymore. Haven't blogged in ages, post frequency was waning before that... Hmmm. Still, pretentious enough, methinks).

So it's been an eventful couple of months. Yeah, I know. If it’s been an eventful couple of months, then how come you haven’t heard about it? Well, quite simply, I just haven't been in the frame of mind to write for the longest time. Also, wasn't in the postlet frame of mind either, where I could rattle off a 15 word post and put it up (and when I was, the bastard Twitter stole the thunder).

Methinks that desire to write may return soon. I can feel it on its way back. Big developments happening too, so when they do, you'll be sure to hear about it.

I intended this to be a nice, long, well-written, crisp piece of prose you'd want to come back to every time you wanted a warm, fuzzy feeling deep down in your gut. But clearly, that's not going to happen, and if it does, that's probably bile, so...

On that wonderfully tasteful note, this is a signoff. Not a goodbye, because I know I'm going to be back soon.

I goddamn better be.

4 member protest rally:

Preeti said...

Finally he's written. and he needn't worry about warm fuzzy feelings in the gut (in the gut????)...and bile...??? he's gone gastro-intestinal all of a sudden...sigh...

but then...he's written. and that's...
Nice.

:-)

fishbowl said...

You got that right:)

Jhayu said...

@ The Maiden.
About time, eh?

@ fishy.
= ) Is back, methinks.

Preeti said...

About time...

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