Dude, you HAVE to taste the cold coffee today. It’s awesome.
I take a long look at the glass mug with a straw sticking out of it.
Not. A. Chance. The colour is too light for the coffee to be strong. If it’s not strong, chances are it’s not good.
No, no! It’s bitter! Really good. Try it.
I take the mug and sip lightly. Savour the combination of flavours.
You idiot. The bitter taste in your ‘cold coffee’ is the juice that was last served in that mug.
I walk away as he sips the coffee again, disbelievingly.
And behind my back, I hear a groan as he realizes I’m right.