So I went out for post-dinner caffeination with the Offender and Pink tonight. While we sat there with our two coffees (my coffee isn’t really my coffee, as Pink says), we described to her our brilliant dinner.
“So guess what we had for dinner.”
“Chorizo, bacon, ham, sausages and prawn. Nothing else. Just that.”*
“Why can’t you guys eat some vegetables?” she asked.
To which the Offender simply said, “Coffee is like a vegetable, right?”
Sometimes, I’m really glad about my choices of friends.
* Note: It was brilliant.