This is the commercial currently playing in India for the new Honda Jazz. This damn post has been in my head for near on three months now. Someone please tell me what the fuck this ad is trying to say.
That this car is so awesome that it will make the transparent cars of geriatric (and closet homosexual) senior executives explode into little bubbles?
That a 9-year old will like this car more than a transparent car made of plastic?
That cute college chicks will leave their bubble-blowing boyfriends for me?
And what the fuck is it with that stupid cactus plant? No, really? What are you trying to say?????
If anyone out there understood this ad, please, do let me know. Really. Because it’s killing me to have to see this ad on TV all the time.
Oh, and fucktards, that music you’re playing, it’s not jazz, it’s swing.