Monday, 18 August 2008

Getchyo Freak On!

I love freaking out men who are supposedly secure about their sexuality by acting gay. Some of the reactions I've got are similar to the high pitched "Eek! That's a spider! Get it off, get it off, get it off!!!!"

But I've now decided just acting gay is not enough to freak men out. For a limited time only, I've decided to look gay as well. Guys, picture that face sidling up to you and saying, "How you doin'?"

Mwuhahahaha. I love being freaky.



Update:
Or that one.

18 member protest rally:

Menaka said...

Dear God in Heaven... Save me! SAve me!

Jhayu said...

You're not a guy, relax. You're safe.

Priyanka said...

menaka, you havnt seen that in person.....

Over Rated said...

"Acting gay".


Hmmmmm.

Is that what you kids* are calling it these days?



*used metaphorically

Jhayu said...

@ Priyanka.
Scared you didn't I?

@ Over.
I'm guessing it would work wonders on you. =P

Che said...

In case you think it will bother me let me give you a cryptic puzzle. Find a relation between the following words to know whether this will bother me or not:

goa
room mates
coffey
drunk
S&M

WV: jqvxcbr

Jhayu said...

Che, Che, Che... You're going to be in that room too. I'm going to make pretty darned sure of that.

Over Rated said...

Yeah. Totally. I'd stalk ya.


Wait, did I just say that out loud??

*enters witness protection program*

p.s. Define what you mean by freaky. Somethings should not be left for people's imagination. :P :P

Che said...

Yes Jhayu of course I would be in the room. He will need someone to help him with ropes and handcuffs and stuff. Besides there has to be someone to take the pictures right?

WV: dcbgtscb

Jhayu said...

@ Che.
So you're good at self-portraits with the camera. Good boy.

@ Over.
No, no, my friend. Some things must be left to people's imaginations so that they become much much worse than they actually are!

Paradox Philic said...

You crazy kids*** :P

Over Rated said...

Ok, my knowledge of gayspeak is limited to watching Will & Grace but I'm sure "How you doin" is gay for "I have a latex fetish."

So, as John McCain would ask, "Ladies and gentelmen, who is the real Jhayu?"

Jhayu said...

@ Gina.
I'm obviously not having one of those 'rare moments'... And yeah, growing up isn't really on the agenda for a while... =P

@ Over.
The answer to that question, my friend, you're going to have to find out yourself.

Over Rated said...

I'm sure you're nice and all and any boy will be lucky to have you, but long distance relationships never work out.

Specially the ones from different sides of the closet. :P :P

Mudra said...

How about a video clip of you and Shrey, holding each other and swaying from side to side on the street outside college?

Preeti said...

oh my god....

Preeti said...

freaky... correct i say, saar...

Pratz said...

jhayu....u are freaking crazy,....

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