reactions I've got are similar to the high pitched "Eek! That's a spider! Get it off, get it off, get it off!!!!"But I've now decided just acting gay is not enough to freak men out. For a limited time only, I've decided to look gay as well. Guys, picture that face sidling up to you and saying, "How you doin'?"
Mwuhahahaha. I love being freaky.
Update:
Or that one.
18 member protest rally:
Dear God in Heaven... Save me! SAve me!
You're not a guy, relax. You're safe.
menaka, you havnt seen that in person.....
"Acting gay".
Hmmmmm.
Is that what you kids* are calling it these days?
*used metaphorically
@ Priyanka.
Scared you didn't I?
@ Over.
I'm guessing it would work wonders on you. =P
In case you think it will bother me let me give you a cryptic puzzle. Find a relation between the following words to know whether this will bother me or not:
goa
room mates
coffey
drunk
S&M
WV: jqvxcbr
Che, Che, Che... You're going to be in that room too. I'm going to make pretty darned sure of that.
Yeah. Totally. I'd stalk ya.
Wait, did I just say that out loud??
*enters witness protection program*
p.s. Define what you mean by freaky. Somethings should not be left for people's imagination. :P :P
Yes Jhayu of course I would be in the room. He will need someone to help him with ropes and handcuffs and stuff. Besides there has to be someone to take the pictures right?
WV: dcbgtscb
@ Che.
So you're good at self-portraits with the camera. Good boy.
@ Over.
No, no, my friend. Some things must be left to people's imaginations so that they become much much worse than they actually are!
You crazy kids*** :P
Ok, my knowledge of gayspeak is limited to watching Will & Grace but I'm sure "How you doin" is gay for "I have a latex fetish."
So, as John McCain would ask, "Ladies and gentelmen, who is the real Jhayu?"
@ Gina.
I'm obviously not having one of those 'rare moments'... And yeah, growing up isn't really on the agenda for a while... =P
@ Over.
The answer to that question, my friend, you're going to have to find out yourself.
I'm sure you're nice and all and any boy will be lucky to have you, but long distance relationships never work out.
Specially the ones from different sides of the closet. :P :P
How about a video clip of you and Shrey, holding each other and swaying from side to side on the street outside college?
oh my god....
freaky... correct i say, saar...
jhayu....u are freaking crazy,....
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