Friday, 1 August 2008

Sage Advice

Warnings that really, really needed to be given.

"Do not put any person in this washer."


"6Pcs precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into penis."


"Do not eat iPod shuffle."


(In French) "We are sorry that our President is an idiot. We did not vote for him"
(This is an American brand of clothing manufactured for France.)


"If you cannot read all instructions, do not use this product."


(On a bottle of dog pills) "Use care when operating a car or dangerous machinery."


(On a jet ski) "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level."


"Do not hold wrong end of chainsaw."

(On an oven) "All ranges can tip if you or child stand, sit or lean on open door."


(On a lottery ticket) "Do not iron."

3 member protest rally:

Che said...

I dont remember where I read this but it kind of explains these labels :

"The problem with world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

Paradox Philic said...

Jhayu - A great post!! Thanks for making me smile so much ...

Che - Hilarious!! @ "The problem with..."

Jhayu said...

@ Gina.
Hey, I just found it. I didn't create it. The real credit goes to those guys...

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