Thursday, 27 March 2008


I think it's a disorder. It might be. I hate it. I wish I didn't have it. I only have two questions of you, God.

1. Why didn't you soundproof the mouth if you knew food was going to be in it? I mean, really! It crunches in there!

2. Why, in good God's name, would anyone want to chew with their mouth open? What purpose does it serve? Does it air out the food?


1 member protest rally:

bhagya said...

yeah totally!!! it irritates the shit out of you!!!

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