Things Not To Say In A Job Interview

1. 'So tell me about a time you failed.'
   'Well, there was this science project at school; it was on cloning... Yeah, so that kinda went bad. But my second head is a little emotional about it, so I wouldn't get much into it if I were you...'
   
   
2. 'Wow. I'm sorry, I wasn't listening... By the way, you got some rack, I gotta tell you...'
   
   
3. 'Your sister is fine. I mean, DAMN!'
   
   
4. 'Yo mama so ugly...'
   
   
5. 'Do you have any questions about the company?'
   'Yeah, where the Cheetos at? They told me you get free Cheetos here.'