Friday 1 August 2008

Perils of Wikipedia and Ad Hunting Put Together

Here's what happens when you look up B-grade remakes of kickass 80s TV shows.

Sydney Tamiia Poitier
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Not to be confused with Sidney Poitier.


Damn straight.


Her more memorable performances include:
Hood of Horror
The List
Grindhouse
The Devil Cats
True Crime
On The Edge


Oh, and this is a remake of Knight Rider. Here's the cast:
Justin Bruening
Deanna Russo
Val Kilmer
Sydney Tamiia Poitier
Bruce Davison


Yeah. You read that right. Val Kilmer's starring in a TV series with the leading lady of Hood of Horror. He's really not got a lot of offers these days.

4 member protest rally:

Over Rated said...

Val Kilmer is still in hollywood? I thought he had gone back to waiting tables.

Also, he's replaced the hoff? Do the Germans know? They have gone to war for lesser things.

jhayu said...

No, no! Justin Breuning has replaced the hoff. Val Kilmer is just the voice of KITT.

Hasselhoff plays Micheal Knight, though.

Ani said...

He did a bad enough Batman for me to quit watching it every second time they showed it on HBO/Star Movies.

jhayu said...

Listen, anyone who did the double voice did it better than Christian Bale. (I specifically say it this way because George Clooney didn't even bother. Then again, I don't want to count him as a Batman, anyway.

But yeah, didn't you hear Bale go, "I'm not wearing hockey pants!"?? He can't do the double voice for nuts.

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