Monday, 9 March 2009

The Neo-Marketer is here

A new kind of marketer has been born. He is ruthless. He sees nothing but his goal and his means to achieve it. Anything else is but a distraction and/or the wind from the rear end of one of them old geezers whose time has come and gone.

No one knows better than the Neo-Marketer how to get a job done. And no one has skills to compare. His a$$licking skills are the stuff of legend.

What follows is the thought process of the Neo-Marketer:

Task Assigned: To sell bottles of blonde hair dye.

Once assigned such a task, the Neo-Marketer forgets all else and falls immediately to fulfilling it. When the inclination strikes.

He begins the process by saying, “I want to sell this blonde hair dye to black haired men.” Once this target is set in his mind, he sets off to find black-haired men. And one of the places he looks for them is a shady street corner where men look for cheap pleasure.

There, his keen eyes espy a black-haired man who's desperately looking for a quick f@#k, and screams at him, "Buy this blonde hair dye!"

Do not argue with the Neo-Marketer. He is right. You are wrong. The man on the street will buy his product.

9 member protest rally:

Pratz said...

so..did u encounter a neo-marketeer....?

Jhayu said...

@ Pratz.
Of course I did! Hence the post!

The Rat... said...

wat wr u doing in a shady street corner????

hmmm

Mudra said...

What were you doing in a shady street corner?

Scandalous.

Jhayu said...

@ The Rat, Muduu.
It's an analogy!!! Aaaaaaa!

Menaka said...

now that is sarcasm in its purest and meanest and most deadly form :D :D...

Jhayu said...

@ blipblip.
You should meet the person I'm talking about. = ) It is SO fitting.

shesturningblue said...

sounds like a painful client?!

Jhayu said...

@ Fishy.
That would be better. I wouldn't have to see him everyday. Nope, this is someone at work. =(

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